Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML
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Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I look like a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
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UpsidedownKayak 9
Wear a purple suit, put on some white make up and have fun with it. Really, it's not that serious.
phorest 0
The added "LMFAO" eliminated any chance of you being funny.
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the_burger_king 0
you know it's referencing the dark knight
5t3ff1k4h 47
No, not really. If you dye your hair an ashy shade of blonde, there is no yellow tone, hence the term ash. You could also use a toner if you hadn't used an ashy shade of blonde. Also, obviously blonde highlights are fake. Why was this mentioned? If the girl (or boy for that matter) had light brown hair, and lightened it a tad to a blonde colour, it probably wouldn't have that much of a yellow tint. I know a few people personally who are natural brunettes, but you wouldn't know it. They dye their hair blonde and it's certainly not obvious.
mx_17 0
I'm American and Iaugh at other Americans and I love Canada!
Bend_over 4
Left it on too long? Use some hot oil treatments and deep conditioners. Then dye it at least three days later with a permanent blonde hair dye. Leave the the box conditioner on for forty-five minutes, instead of three.
Bend_over 4
OP: You just need some red pigments in your hair to cross out the green pigments. Tomato soup or ketchup works instead of using red hair dye. If you don't have a can of tomato soup, I've heard you can use Palmolive. The color should get lighter, if you keep washing it.
Aaldridge 0
Get some porosity equalizer, a color you like with a neutral base, use a 10 developer. Wet your hair, towel dry it and put the color on. 10 doesn't lift, no damage. Then deep condition like, every wash.
essex 17
you win five million internets, sir.
yaya1213 6
would u rather b batman?
xxxkittykatxxx 0
Toner alert? :3
BigChuck82 0
I'm sorry bit you gotta admit you'd laugh if it wasn't you right? not laughing? why so serious?
xearthmuffin 0
Sorry but YDI for obviously not being careful when you bleach your hair. Besides, who doesn't want to be mistaken for the joker? :D