Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I look like a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
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UpsidedownKayak 9
Wear a purple suit, put on some white make up and have fun with it. Really, it's not that serious.
phorest 0
The added "LMFAO" eliminated any chance of you being funny.
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Comments (88)
DeadxManxWalking 27
I would love that. It'd give me a reason to laugh maniacally and ask strict and non-fun people "why so serious?"
killdozer1 2
Op's friends are just a bunch of jokers...
sweetypieluvsyou 9
When i bleached my hair it only went bright yellow. Still was pretty bad but it was easy to fix with my special purple shampoo
Masift 21
Your friends sound like they're quite the JOKERS.
Teacatt 13
Please remove a decent amount if color before you bleach over it
peachykeen93 17
Use a toner after bleaching, duh. Don't do it yourself if you don't know what you're doing.
One_In_Three 24
Ydi for bleaching your hair instead of dying it.
sarahcroy20 12
I'm confused. What does your hair have to do with you looking serious?