Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I look like a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
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UpsidedownKayak 9
Wear a purple suit, put on some white make up and have fun with it. Really, it's not that serious.
phorest 0
The added "LMFAO" eliminated any chance of you being funny.
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Comments (88)
alicec123 0
why is this an FML? what did you expect? and if you keep dying your hair, it will get even worse- learn you lesson the first time round
krato 0
hhahahahh
Lifes_a_bust 0
Hun, you need to use blue toner, it is mention to get out that nasty green tint.
FML858 0
So did yur hair start singing "JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN" yes,I fail.
idqafukk 0
I eh
idqafukk 0
I did the EXACT same thinq :( I feel for yuh ...my hair is sooo fried lol like noodles D: yuh should buy the 28 day semi.permanent hair dye. no damaqe at all (: promisee!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Once again. Q =/= G. What is with you people?!
Fsvb 32
YDI for faking a hair color.
irockfendergirl 0
I think we should just nuke Canada with an A-Bomb. We can all sit and laugh while we watch them get radiation poisoning, and watch their skin melt off of their bodies. Worthless Canadians.....
caitlin1203 0
OMG I feel so bad for you this happened to me too
kawaiisweetbunny 0
omg that's so funny I phucked up my brothers hair the same way!