FML : Today, my roommate hooked up with a guy she met at a party. After telling me about it, she says to me, "Maybe next time we go out we'll hit someone over...

Today, my roommate hooked up with a guy she met at a party. After telling me about it, she says to me, "Maybe next time we go out we'll hit someone over the head and drag him back here for you." Apparently the only way I can get a guy is if he's unconscious. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 27 April 2009 04:11 / United States

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By 24788 | 5

#147469 - Monday 27 April 2009 12:14

HAHA, I COULD BE THAT GUY!

By 21yearoldvirgin | 0

#147482 - Monday 27 April 2009 12:18

Ouch, been there. :( My friends have definitely told me before "not to worry, they'll just call this alcoholic they know, get him blacked out, and then bring me in and it will happen." sometimes friends suck... lol

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By 24788 | 5

#147469 - Monday 27 April 2009 12:14

HAHA, I COULD BE THAT GUY!

truelyawesome | 0

#977705 - Sunday 11 April 2010 9:25

it was a joke. get over it. us men say the same thing all the time

By 21yearoldvirgin | 0

#147482 - Monday 27 April 2009 12:18

By cucuto89 | 0

#147486 - Monday 27 April 2009 12:19

DO YO UNDERSTAND WHAT A JOKE IS??? THIS IS NOT FML YOUR JUST STUPID

By amelinat | 0

#147493 - Monday 27 April 2009 12:22

It was just a joke mate, dont take it personally.
And besides, its better to not be the girl that hooks up with random strangers at parties like your friend, she sounds like a real whore.

youdidwhatnow | 0

#813224 - Sunday 31 January 2010 19:55

this.

By SpottedStar | 0

#147498 - Monday 27 April 2009 12:29

Don't worry about, my friends are the same way. She's probably just joking around with you or what not.

By draccon136 | 0

#147505 - Monday 27 April 2009 12:32

Today, my roommate made a joke at my expense! FML

But really, it sounds more like a comment on the fact that you don't go out with them than your skills with guys/attractiveness--a light jest.

By survivalism | 0

#147521 - Monday 27 April 2009 12:48

So you want to be a whore who bangs guys she just met like your roommate?

By i_laugh_at_u | 0

#147522 - Monday 27 April 2009 12:48

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL... :D, :) , :p
LOOOOOOL. I SIGNED UP 2 FML JUST TO LAUGH AT U. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. loooool...

the sad thing is that my friends would probably say that to me. :( fml.