HAHA, I COULD BE THAT GUY!

it was a joke. get over it. us men say the same thing all the time

Ouch, been there. :( My friends have definitely told me before "not to worry, they'll just call this alcoholic they know, get him blacked out, and then bring me in and it will happen." sometimes friends suck... lol

DO YO UNDERSTAND WHAT A JOKE IS??? THIS IS NOT FML YOUR JUST STUPID

It was just a joke mate, dont take it personally. And besides, its better to not be the girl that hooks up with random strangers at parties like your friend, she sounds like a real whore.

this.

Don't worry about, my friends are the same way. She's probably just joking around with you or what not.

Today, my roommate made a joke at my expense! FML But really, it sounds more like a comment on the fact that you don't go out with them than your skills with guys/attractiveness--a light jest.

So you want to be a whore who bangs guys she just met like your roommate?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL... :D, :) , :p LOOOOOOL. I SIGNED UP 2 FML JUST TO LAUGH AT U. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. loooool... the sad thing is that my friends would probably say that to me. :( fml.

#8 ahaha ur a freakin LOSER

Agreed with 3... I joke about this all the time with my husband. It's not like she's trying to be a smart ass =/. It's a figure of speech.

I agree with 4, your roommate sounds like a whore if she is going to parties and hocking up with random guys.