Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, my best friend got married. I had introduced her to her now husband, and ever since she has basically acted like I don't exist. FML
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Top comments
Dangerousreaper 13
You may be single, but at least you now have a free bouquet with none of the effort of wrestling over it
Selphis 20
Well... at least you got the bouquet...
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Comments (47)
MdMan2 23
There's nothing wrong with being single… Don't be too hard on yourself.
worldclassrager 41
The bouquet supposedly makes you next...so that's a plus...and I have had that happen to me as well...so don't feel bad
johnny692 6
gay
hantu69 22
She is trying to say something , sorry OP . haha
laden_swallow09 35
You say that as if not being married is a bad thing?
Stxsyh 30
Me next! I could use the bouquet to wipe away the tears of jealous bitches.
MrConcise 35
Flowers aren't very absorbent, I suggest trying tissues or paper towels. That moment when I'm drunkenly riffing on my own comment.
ieatllamasforfun 7
I wish my bestfriend would've done this for me. I had to jump for it and then everyone looked at me like I was selfish for not letting a 9 year old have it. Pretty sure the 9 year didn't buy a wedding gift nor has a boyfriend but IM THE BAD GUY.
MrConcise 35
Little kids, man. Always making adults look like douches because they're too young to know better.
daddysgirl243 21
still free
Krwman 8
Just remember, OP. It is better to be alone than wish that you were...
Onepocketpimp 7
sounds planned