Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, my best friend got married. I had introduced her to her now husband, and ever since she has basically acted like I don't exist. FML
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Top comments
Dangerousreaper 13
You may be single, but at least you now have a free bouquet with none of the effort of wrestling over it
Selphis 20
Well... at least you got the bouquet...
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Comments (47)
saymynamess 19
Wow
candicorn 23
I'm sure you know there's no reason to rush into marriage. So to me personally, the situation sounds embarrassing more than anything. If the bride knew you were going to be the only single lady there, why didn't she just forego the bouquet toss or choose some kind of alternative? If all the guests RSVPed for themselves and their dates, surely she knew...
jbuckets_404 39
She had no lesbian friends @ said wedding?
limabeans101029 21
How did you come to that conclusion?
LifeFailure 16
I guess all the single men at the wedding were swarming you once they found out.
cjfred 13
You said you were the only single *lady* present. I hope that means your best friend was kind enough to invite some single men for you. :). You had no competition, either for the bouquet or for the guys.
Murilirum 23
I volunteer as tribute!
Rainyknights22 16
That's my life in a nutshell lol
Rawani 7
Single life is better don't worry
Joseph24689 14
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
preggoeggo68 10
What a crappy best friend. Putting you on the spot and shaming you? Not cool. I think you'll need someone else to be your maid of honor. There's no honor in treating a friend that way