Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my belly hair. I bought some body hair bleach at the drug store, and I used it exactly as instructed. When I removed it, I was horrified to see my belly was about three shades lighter than the rest of my body. The hair was still exactly the same darkness. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I used a tanning bed at my local gym for the first time. I went in for the full allowed time of 9 minutes. I went to school after and everybody said I looked like Trump. Confused, I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. My skin is orange and matches with my bleach blonde hair. FML
Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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Top comments
GrooveSponge 0
That's what you get for being lazy!
Thabb 0
full body swimsuit?
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Comments (284)
purpleadios 10
shouldn't have been lazy.
Tiannak 0
that seems more difficult than shaving...and now u know u get a bad outcome!
zdub5187 0
What kind of bleach did you use? Would that work for getting rid of acne scars?
Stiffilz 0
wouldn't it just have been quicker and easier to shave? stupid bimbo
flipflop34 0
I feel bad for you but ydi for not thinking it through...:/
extradorkyloser 4
Usually, if you exfoliate, it will go away. So, start doing that! I dye thread and my skin gets "permanently" colored all the time.
scottyrocks123 21
I ******* love your name OP
SAgirl 24
It's more of an efort to bleach your skin than to shave... or do you have as much body hair as an ape? Seems you have the same IQ as one though.
maciejush 0
OP you are a moron. Did you ever think of consequences of using chemicals on your body?
aglee1110 0
spray tan