nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SupaSu
Canada
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
negromancer
United States
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Paul
Toronto, Canada
News to me
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
fart
Houghton Lake, United States
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Anonymous
Never leave evidence
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
LoveStinks
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
goodbye
Canada
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
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Xerosnake90 0
I'm so sick of people saying the words 'I've known for XXX years' and 'I'm in love with'. I don't care how long you've known someone, you do not love people you aren't in relationships with. Love takes a long time to develop, it's called infatuation.
BURST 0
Well make sure she remembers it this time. Thats if she accepted...
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brrrx 0
YDI for being "in love with" a girl you don't even know.
malcolm1919 0
Creep
smileygirl123 0
ouch harsh
juliabuliax33 0
Ha thats happened to me before in middle school a kid who was like 2 years younger than me kept saying my name every day and saying of course i had no idea who he was and would say hi to be friendly, then one day he asked me out, all i could say was i'm sorry but i don't even know your name.
urbanimpression 6
how in the world can u be in love with her if she doesnt know ur name? pathetic
iBimmer 0
YDI for asking a girl that doesn't give a shit about you out.
arms_akimbo 0
teenagers.
BreezyPear 0
Is anybody else thinking about "I love you Beth Cooper"? LOL
p00p0ster0us 0
Well, that FML doesn't really describe much of the circumstances. If you told her your name, well, good start. If she didn't outright reject you, then that's good too. Just ease into it. Women like passionate men only when they're already interested in said passionate man. So keep your passion on simmer while you get to exchange some conversation and time. Also, women like surprises only when they're prepared for surprises. All women like compliments, so make sure you add some of those. Just avoid creepy compliments. And tell her she has beautiful eyes. If they're brown, and she says "they're just ugly brown eyes" then say they're chocolate-hazel and they're beautiful.
PaperMoon 0
Well that's step one.