nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SupaSu
Canada
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
negromancer
United States
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Paul
Toronto, Canada
News to me
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
fart
Houghton Lake, United States
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Anonymous
Never leave evidence
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
LoveStinks
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
goodbye
Canada
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Top comments
Xerosnake90 0
I'm so sick of people saying the words 'I've known for XXX years' and 'I'm in love with'. I don't care how long you've known someone, you do not love people you aren't in relationships with. Love takes a long time to develop, it's called infatuation.
BURST 0
Well make sure she remembers it this time. Thats if she accepted...
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Comments (101)
realrealitysuccs 0
epic fail
alexxx3322 0
how could you be in love with someone that you've never talked to (clearly, on the fact she doesn't know your name)? what if your personalities were completely different, or are you that superficial?
jadakorn 0
bring her home bang her then tell her your name
fenrisulfr 0
All right... you look at that really pretty girl and automatically fall in love with her... the problem is that the same won't happen when she looks at you... Pelase get to know her before assuming you are in "love"
jm88 0
It's pretty obvious which FMLs are from highschoolers...
BigWestRunner 0
Sorry, its obviously not love, because its very apparent that you two dont have much of a standing relationship of any kind, and therefore cant really have a true impression of each other. u r infatuated, awe- struck, not in love. U need to mature, get on with your life, and stop being an idiot
Unlife 0
it's actually fine, cuz i confessed to a girl and asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend, she asked me for my name and we're dating for serveral months now, we love each other.
ayashe 2
Agreeing with a lot of other people here, if she doesn't know your name that means you don't really know each other. That's not love.
ajlardner 0
Hey, shit happens.
greeklad3 0
so totally not love. lust at first sight love over time.