nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SupaSu
Canada
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
negromancer
United States
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Paul
Toronto, Canada
News to me
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
fart
Houghton Lake, United States
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Anonymous
Never leave evidence
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
LoveStinks
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
goodbye
Canada
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Top comments
Xerosnake90 0
I'm so sick of people saying the words 'I've known for XXX years' and 'I'm in love with'. I don't care how long you've known someone, you do not love people you aren't in relationships with. Love takes a long time to develop, it's called infatuation.
BURST 0
Well make sure she remembers it this time. Thats if she accepted...
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Comments (101)
ryalho 0
That would help... ... You know, to actually know your name...
Sapphy 0
this is hardly an fml. you just expected her to know your name? its not that ******* bad. and i completely agree with #37. you should try to actually get to know the person (or let them know you) before you ask them out.. well you know now at least.. i hope...
tutupr 0
ouch...
Leaveittosteven 0
There's a girl who's been on my miiiiind All the time Su-sussudio She don't even know my naaaaame But I think she knows me just the same
kellster 2
You're completely in love with a person who doesn't know you well enough to know your name? I'd have to question how well you actually know her. Have you tried establishing an actual friendship with her? That might be step 1 in getting her to like you. And I wonder how genuine your feelings are if you apparently have no manner of relationship at this point.
dedalus_fml 0
Like everyone who commented is a ******* expert in love. Most FML's are self-depricating; at least you can laugh at yourself. Keep trying!
MiAmi_BitCh069 0
srry dude but obvisouly she doesnt give a **** about you to not even care and try to memorise your name. FYL
theoceanscool 0
Aw, I'm sorry. That sucks.
person1000003 0
Think of the bright side she askednfor ur name mayb she has been crushin on u secretly and did not no ur name...huh huh??
Steph94_fml 0
i like penis.
AK_Nymeria 1
Are you stupid?