By AnonymousZOMBIE - 25/06/2015 19:23 - United States - Kenner

Today, my dad got so drunk that I had to drive him home. He kept yelling at me to not speed, saying I was going too fast and that there were too many bumps on the road. I hadn't even started the car yet. FML
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He practically had a heart attack telling me that I'm not a race driver, when actually I had decided to take the smaller roads and I was going at about 20 mph. Then he proceeded to take off his seat belt jump to the back of the car and lay down on the floor praying that I don't crash the car on the way home. When we finally got home he said if I could heat up his shoes??? because he was very hungry, 10 seconds later, he passed out on the couch. To tell you the truth I don't think alcohol was the only thing he had last night. He works very long hours, and he's a hard working man, and he is always there for us. They gave him a 2 week vacation and the youngest of my brothers is going off to college. I guess he deserves a little bit of fun, especially when my mother passed away a year after my youngest brother was born, he had to raise 3 kids on his own. He got very drunk, but he deserves to have fun every once in a while, the good thing is that there is only one bar he goes to and both the manager and the bartender know us very well and calls one of us to pick him up so he won't have to drive.

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I wonder what his reaction was when you were actually driving.

I want what your dad was drinking

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I wonder what his reaction was when you were actually driving.

I'm going to guess he fell asleep.

Anyone mind telling me what OP means?

@40 ostrich puke duh

I may not have a PhD in understanding pickles but I don't think that's the correct meaning....

OP means orange pancakes, believe me, I'm a turtle :)

pretty girls always ruining the fun... it's like a kitten biting your thumb to shreds.

Thank you #46, Appreciate it (:

He practically had a heart attack telling me that I'm not a race driver, when actually I had decided to take the smaller roads and I was going at about 20 mph. Then he proceeded to take off his seat belt jump to the back of the car and lay down on the floor praying that I don't crash the car on the way home. When we finally got home he said if I could heat up his shoes??? because he was very hungry, 10 seconds later, he passed out on the couch. To tell you the truth I don't think alcohol was the only thing he had last night. He works very long hours, and he's a hard working man, and he is always there for us. They gave him a 2 week vacation and the youngest of my brothers is going off to college. I guess he deserves a little bit of fun, especially when my mother passed away a year after my youngest brother was born, he had to raise 3 kids on his own. He got very drunk, but he deserves to have fun every once in a while, the good thing is that there is only one bar he goes to and both the manager and the bartender know us very well and calls one of us to pick him up so he won't have to drive.

Sorry to hear about your mother OP :(

Glad he's got you to look after & not judge him. (: ps. the heating up shoes thing made me laugh a lot.

Thank you for the follow up! At least you and your dad can laugh about it later on

Sorry for your mother's loss. :( And, yes he surely deserves to have bit of fun. He is lucky he has you to help him, watch out for him and take care of things for him. I'm happy for him. It's fun to imagine him doing all that. I was ROFL. You must have done the same later... :P

Sounds like a real bump in the road I'll see myself out

Wait! You forgot this. *hands over written note "GET OUT".

That does suck but it's nice that you care enough to do that for him :)

Acid doesn't mix well with alcohol

Go home Dad you're drunk

Well done Sherlock...

go home drunk you're dad

He must've been completely wasted to react like that. It's nice that you did that for him and I hope you got home safe :)

I'll second that. One time my uncle got that wasted, and started attacking me while I was driving on the highway. It got so bad I had to pull over and literally punch him out so I could drive safely. Then after he puked in my car, I had to drag his unconscious drunk ass into the house, in the middle of which his pants fell off. Yes, commando.

Who don't you just post that on FML?

that sucks guess he will be dead TIREd tomorrow morning

I'll give you a medal if you agree to never say that again. For your own good, champ

Should've just sat there for a while while he freaked out, to see how long it would take him to either clue in or pass out. Bonus points for filming it, too

I want what your dad was drinking

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Show it anyway

Maybe he was just practicing!