I'm going to guess he fell asleep.

Anyone mind telling me what OP means?

@40 ostrich puke duh

I may not have a PhD in understanding pickles but I don't think that's the correct meaning....

OP means orange pancakes, believe me, I'm a turtle :)

Original poster:)

pretty girls always ruining the fun... it's like a kitten biting your thumb to shreds.

Thank you #46, Appreciate it (:

He practically had a heart attack telling me that I'm not a race driver, when actually I had decided to take the smaller roads and I was going at about 20 mph. Then he proceeded to take off his seat belt jump to the back of the car and lay down on the floor praying that I don't crash the car on the way home. When we finally got home he said if I could heat up his shoes??? because he was very hungry, 10 seconds later, he passed out on the couch. To tell you the truth I don't think alcohol was the only thing he had last night. He works very long hours, and he's a hard working man, and he is always there for us. They gave him a 2 week vacation and the youngest of my brothers is going off to college. I guess he deserves a little bit of fun, especially when my mother passed away a year after my youngest brother was born, he had to raise 3 kids on his own. He got very drunk, but he deserves to have fun every once in a while, the good thing is that there is only one bar he goes to and both the manager and the bartender know us very well and calls one of us to pick him up so he won't have to drive.

Sorry to hear about your mother OP :(

Glad he's got you to look after & not judge him. (: ps. the heating up shoes thing made me laugh a lot.

Thank you for the follow up! At least you and your dad can laugh about it later on

Sorry for your mother's loss. :( And, yes he surely deserves to have bit of fun. He is lucky he has you to help him, watch out for him and take care of things for him. I'm happy for him. It's fun to imagine him doing all that. I was ROFL. You must have done the same later... :P

Wait! You forgot this. *hands over written note "GET OUT".

Well done Sherlock...

go home drunk you're dad

I'll second that. One time my uncle got that wasted, and started attacking me while I was driving on the highway. It got so bad I had to pull over and literally punch him out so I could drive safely. Then after he puked in my car, I had to drag his unconscious drunk ass into the house, in the middle of which his pants fell off. Yes, commando.

Who don't you just post that on FML?

no

I'll give you a medal if you agree to never say that again. For your own good, champ