Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, I asked out a girl I’ve been hanging out with for a few months. She said, “That’s kind of gross.” When I asked her about, it she said, “My friends will think you’re creepy” followed by, “You’re not actually a creep, they say you look like one.” I groom myself every day like a normal person. FML
Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
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teehee520 0
Self absorbed bitch.
uhmfml 0
take that as a no.. and move on. obviously you never talk to this girl. and that needs to be there before a relationship
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Comments (88)
drinkupgorgeous 0
Ahh, gotta love high school and "groups".
baysidebird88 0
ouch thats cold. if you're in high school most of that 'group of friends' probably won't last through college
JaiMento 0
kind of FYL. Maybe you just need to display more of a personality when with your friends.
JaiMento 0
Yeah. Be more outgoing in your group.
jasmine1259 2
#4, yes you are.
kellster 2
How big is that friends group?? Either she's unobservant or totally rude, in which case, **** HER life, not yours, or else it's a really huge group and you haven't made enough of an effort to get her attention before actually making a move. You have to do it in stages, buddy!
that_one_dude 0
Dude, she's not worth it then.
melzilla 0
either this is bullshit or you are really uninteresting
NoMercy_fml 0
Well... Who the hell ARE you? Jeez answer the question.
humorizer 14
#20: Hey genius, ever heard of "don't end a sentence with a preposition"? You don't ask a girl out; you "ask out a girl". As weird as it sounds, it's more appropriate.