Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, I asked out a girl I’ve been hanging out with for a few months. She said, “That’s kind of gross.” When I asked her about, it she said, “My friends will think you’re creepy” followed by, “You’re not actually a creep, they say you look like one.” I groom myself every day like a normal person. FML
Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
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teehee520 0
Self absorbed bitch.
uhmfml 0
take that as a no.. and move on. obviously you never talk to this girl. and that needs to be there before a relationship
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Comments (88)
T1K1MAN 0
i'm eating a chicken sandwich.
ignorance1 0
Maybe she was just kidding? yeah like in a couple of years there's going to be an fml from you saying how you didn't push it
wiggles273 0
You obviously are a loser
Jaxon321 0
MEOW!!!!!!!!
boston62 0
That strangely relates to my life
rachelbrianna25 0
maybe she is always high? that sucks. = ( ask out one her friends to make her jealous.
dpdpp1 0
hold on... is the writer of the FML a guy o girl?
iFruit 0
Wtf
holden227 0
I'm a very soft-spoken individual. I don't talk much at all. But I do have a group of close friends, all of whom I love very much. We all know each other. If this is even remotely possible, there is one of a few explanations: 1) Female humans are the most inobservant creatures in the universe. I don't think that this is it. 2) This guy only thinks that he is part of "the group." 3) This group is insanely massive. If this is the case, this isn't really an FML.
theforcethatdriv 0
is she blonde no offense to all u blondes out there