Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, I asked out a girl I’ve been hanging out with for a few months. She said, “That’s kind of gross.” When I asked her about, it she said, “My friends will think you’re creepy” followed by, “You’re not actually a creep, they say you look like one.” I groom myself every day like a normal person. FML
Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
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teehee520 0
Self absorbed bitch.
uhmfml 0
take that as a no.. and move on. obviously you never talk to this girl. and that needs to be there before a relationship
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Comments (88)
kewlz323 0
aww that sucks :'(
emyle11 0
ugh, she sounds like a bitch. don't worry, man, you probably lucked out.
amykillswitch 0
ouch!
sfsdfsf 0
i'm sorry to hear that. but why don't you start working on having more of a presence in your group. ignore her completley the next time you see her and just talk to everyone else.
bunnymansam 0
that sucks dawg
annahoward 0
okay...how big is your group of friends?
Joe_L 0
Don't even try to pass this off as a fact.
24788 7
I'm the quiet one in the group so I know how it sucks.
26242 0
I can't stand people like her. How do you not notice..? Forget about her.
lovex3_fml 0
Well, you obviously don't need her. Find someone who's worth your time.