Sdutent
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
WTF?
Mesa, United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
damnit
United States
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Imrickar
United States
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
a single fuck
Berlin, Germany
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
mandinga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Please?
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
johnnycomehelpme
Skokie, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice try
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
potatoehead178
Fairfield, United States
I should?
Today, while I finished my business with my girlfriend, she asked if I used Viagra. I replied, "No I never use Viagra." She responded with, "You should." FML
Steve.mc
Canada
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
tmi4me
United States
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Top comments
mrcarmine 0
nah that's bad news, you don't want to be with someone who cheated on someone else with you. it sets a bad precedent. poor guy.
jonathanbirriel 0
That is horrible news, my friend. It's a very simple rule: IF SHE'LL CHEAT WITH YOU, SHE'LL CHEAT ON YOU!
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Comments (45)
RedMulletDeath 0
sounds like a real keeper..LOL
QDogg119 0
hmmm....maybe she's not the one for ANYONE!
ThatAznKiddEric 0
dude isnt tht good news?
Vonnick 0
You've got to love them slutty ******, eh?
were_giraffe 2
so what's the complaint again?
Tenma_Hakase 0
Are you ******* retarded?
Bloodycrustheart 0
Well at least now you know you are dealing with a perfectly trustworthy individual. That cant happen to you ;) (say your goodbyes man, before civility is out of the question)
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
What's the problem playa?
ms_876 0
#6 took the words right out of my mouth.
emobabe31509 0
wtf is ur problem! she obviously liked you better and so she chose you over the other guy! you should take it as a compliment!