Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
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TheOtherNewest1 6
Am I the only one wondering WHAT the humiliating nickname is?
readme 0
Sorry mate, what did you do to her? Or is she just hating the replacement father figure?
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Comments (76)
laurenv1234 0
Aw im sorry
fmladvice 0
Well your fiancé will love that story... ;)
bms1996 12
you had to look under the contact list for your own number?
jadekoenig 2
@65- on most phones, if you call a number that is in your contacts, it will still show that person's name/picture, even if you dialed it manually instead of going through your contacts to find the number. i'm guessing you've never had a cell phone before...
domolovesyoshi 33
I don't know my cell number by heart
MitchShadows 1
Whatcha do to deserve it?
chahacha599 0
make her wallpaper a picture of ur ass
atishe24 9
That's got to suck, but don't take it too hard...It must be a difficult time for her too.
onewaystreetpark 0
First
ShananaginsLOL 13
Haha she's a boss!!!!....sorry op
thatpurpleone 12
I have a stepdad too. We all act out, we have too. His kids are almost 30, and even they acted out a lot. Don't take it personally, this isn't so much about you as it is about her relationship with her parents. I won't say it will get better, but she may one day decide to get to know you better, if only for her parent's sake. Of course, if you're just not a good person - I have nothing to say to you.