Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me about a girl who he loved a few years ago. He said, "She was extremely beautiful, and I fell for her for a long time. But it's like with universities, everyone wants to study at Harvard but finally ends up in a regular university that they can afford." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mum begged me to stay with my boyfriend because she says I'm the only one who can actually get him through college and into a decent job. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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Top comments
Nessco 36
Don't ask the question if you think you may not like the answer.
AndyPurdy 31
Why would you ask that anyway?
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Comments (106)
Omniprism 15
You should have said: well I've got plenty and walked out.
mergeterge 24
Everyone is accusing her of fishing for compliments, but I don't think that applies when it's someone you're dating. You want to know that the relationship isn't based on something silly.
Eloxia 7
I feel this question goes right up there with "am I fat" and "do you think I'm pretty." It's a baiting question that will either start a fight, a lie, or a smart ass response. If he's treating badly to the point that you need to ask this question his motives, the relationship is already done. If you're asking this question fishing for compliments then stop, because it's a mind game.
Mellowyellow15 10
Dump him you can do better.
PANDORUM89 21
you're in Texas so I KNOW as a fellow Texan that they are plenty of options. So I hope he was just joking.
chosha_fml 27
I hope you know that you have options, and being single night be a better one than dating a guy who is happy to make you feel like something he settled for.
worldclassrager 41
Now the question is if he actually is dating you because he likes you...
givemeabreak2468 7
Let me guess; Kettering, MSOE, Rose-Hulman, Michigan Tech, or Lawrence Tech?
ohSNAPyall 27
Get rid of that turd in the punch bowl. Don't waste your time and affections.
tlnorman 18
Wow I would end things if it were me, that's an incredibly hurtful thing to say. I'm sure you're a lovely person who deserves to be domes first choice, not their only option.