Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me about a girl who he loved a few years ago. He said, "She was extremely beautiful, and I fell for her for a long time. But it's like with universities, everyone wants to study at Harvard but finally ends up in a regular university that they can afford." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mum begged me to stay with my boyfriend because she says I'm the only one who can actually get him through college and into a decent job. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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Top comments
Nessco 36
Don't ask the question if you think you may not like the answer.
AndyPurdy 31
Why would you ask that anyway?
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Comments (106)
JPjenny 14
hahaha
cascadingmedusa 1
When you go fishing, you sometimes catch a boot...
Tannasgh 22
This is why men find it hard to be honest...
karwank 13
I hope that this was meant to say ex boyfriend
humbugbah 9
Oh my. All you silly little people with your silly little egos who are jumping all over this person because you're terrified of a simple question. And yes, it is simple . . . unless you are BOTH severely immature and therefore shouldn't be in a relationship anyways <.<
momac86 17
How would he like the option of being single
bunny409 14
well he just lost another option.
vampire9545 5
#ifididnthaveyou
Goblin182 27
Tell him he now has one less option. But, yeah don't go fishing, toy may not like the catch.
dDailydDosage 8
Dump him. I'm sure there are plenty of better options for you