Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me about a girl who he loved a few years ago. He said, "She was extremely beautiful, and I fell for her for a long time. But it's like with universities, everyone wants to study at Harvard but finally ends up in a regular university that they can afford." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mum begged me to stay with my boyfriend because she says I'm the only one who can actually get him through college and into a decent job. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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Top comments
Nessco 36
Don't ask the question if you think you may not like the answer.
AndyPurdy 31
Why would you ask that anyway?
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Comments (106)
interesting33 37
It sounds to me like he was joking - in response to the question.
writerchic85 26
I see you enjoy fishing
Ryan777777777 15
Don't blame him, your title says "what even" smh poor guy
Aimeejasmine 15
'Poor guy' lmao I hope people don't have to come into contact with you
KtLCFML 5
Break up with him.
antonaijamese 7
he was probably kidding
Kitty1811 19
He was probably joking. learn to take a joke op
Hop6e 22
Sounds like it's time to kick someone to the curb, sorry hun
jadeleepenguin 29
You could have asked in a different way. Like, "what do you like about me?" He also could have just been joking. My boyfriend says something similar all the time but I know it's a joke :)
docphilsman 15
that sounds like sarcasm especially if it's a fairly large college
IDerive 12
Why would anybody suggest that the boyfriend be dumped? He's one of the few honest ones. Better keep him around OP!
chosha_fml 27
How will she keep him around if he's just waiting for more options to appear? Yes, he was honest, but how do you not get that he was also insulting her?