Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me about a girl who he loved a few years ago. He said, "She was extremely beautiful, and I fell for her for a long time. But it's like with universities, everyone wants to study at Harvard but finally ends up in a regular university that they can afford." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mum begged me to stay with my boyfriend because she says I'm the only one who can actually get him through college and into a decent job. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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Top comments
Nessco 36
Don't ask the question if you think you may not like the answer.
AndyPurdy 31
Why would you ask that anyway?
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Comments (106)
IDerive 12
:)
TuneSyon 7
so he was just thirsty and picked you?.
janfleury 19
Question is now, why are you dating him? I'm sorry OP but dump the jerk and find someone who deserves you. Life is way to short to settle for someone like that. You deserve sooooooooooo much better. Someone who will love you for not just you great points but your flaws also. Someone that when asked your question will answer "Because I can't even imagine my life without you in it. You are the best thing that ever happened to me". Good luck OP and keep looking he is out there.
vikky538 29
Dont ask the questions that makes it a reason to have a breakup
hopelizabeth 3
....and now you've dumped him, right? Otherwise it's on you now.
gabby_john_ 15
Why shouldn't she ask that question? She obviously expects a good answer, she wouldn't ask that question had she known the answer would be something she wouldn't like.
Attacksloth 33
No clue why people ask these questions all the time. Unless you have a legitimate self-esteem issue (which, in that case, I retract my soon-to-be YDI vote), then: a. You're fishing for a compliment b. You think your boyfriend has ulterior motives for dating you c. You're testing him, pointlessly d. All of the above Of course, he's a bit of a dick for saying that to you, but it's hard to tell if he's kidding based on a 300 character description. Me and my wife say that sort of stuff in jest sometimes. Not frequently, but sometimes.
TenebrionHZ 5
Hey, look at the bright side ! At least there are not many options at that college and you are one of them !
HappyItalian 38
He probably meant there's not a lot of pretty girls at the college like you, OP! ;) Also why are people on here so quick to telling couples to break up? He could've been joking for all we know.
dreamful_artist 14
Why would you ask that to begin with?