Today, I asked my boss for a raise, explaining that another shop offered me a job at a higher rate, but I would stay if he would offer me the same. Instead, he fired me then called the other shop and said I was fired for failing a drug test. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML
Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test. They never gave me a drug test. FML
Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML
Today, I walked into my boss's office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. I pointed out that due to a technicality, if he hired someone to replace me, he'd have to pay them more anyway. He said he'd gladly pay more for "someone who knows his goddamn place" and made it clear I'll be jobless very soon. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 26
WHOA!! What in the actual **** is wrong with your boss?! It's been a long time since my jaw has dropped at an FML!
MissWhitneyB 17
Your boss is an asshole! There has to be someone you can contact because he is out of line.
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Comments (217)
shiney100893 15
OP you should totally call a lawyer or something! That has to be illegal!
yourmofo 6
Totally illegal. For that lie, I would file a sexual harassment suit against him. Would be even better if you're a guy.
pazuzus_intern 10
How the hell would this count as sexual harassment? People already don't take that as seriously as they should already because of bogus claims like this.
allplayedout 20
LAWSUIT. For the sake of anyone else who might work for this shitbag, don't let him get away with it
Fernando83 19
Why the heck would you tell him where you were seeking employment at? Secondly, you should get retribution.
hollywoodt1ts 15
I'd get his ass fired and take his job. I smell a lawsuit. FYL, OP
posie97 18
You should t have told him why you wee gonna leave.
Tegz0rz 12
I don't know much about law, but that's unfair dismissal, and I think Defamation of character, and you should seek help about it.
withasmile 3
Sue him. That is illegal and is slander and defamation of character. If this other place now won't hire you because of this a-hole you then have a $ amount of lost wages due you, plus lawyer fees, etc. But first, contact his Boss and HR - could be that his actions will get him fired and you rehired for the raise and more in order to avoid a lawsuit. That is if you still want to work there.
zstead66 1
Legally your boss is not aloud to do that it's illegal and you can sue him but I agree with everyone else that's an asshole move
mjbehnen 7
Allowed
noldier 5
That is defamation and illegal