Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML
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Edmuresay 0
Vulcans ftw.
SKYblue_fml 1
They'll grow back, and at least you still have eyebrows, right? I hope they're both the same shape. It would be weird to have two different eyebrows...
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Comments (153)
nilnoc 0
My eyebrows suck. I can't believe my aunt didn't tell me she had them done proffesionally.
deathunknown123 0
lol
nypd613 0
I didn't even know what a Vulcan was until I read all the comments explaining what it is. I've never ever in my life watched star trek the tv show or the movie, so I don't know any characters from there. but then I've never either watched other crap on tv like for instance the hills, desperate housewives, sex and the city and that shit. people waste entire lifetimes with that shit when they can watch something worthwhile like family guy. or Hannah Montana (*takes a knife and slits my wrists*). laughing my ****** ass off!!
f_u_u_f_f 0
hannah montana isn't crap? i hope your comment was made in a joking manner...
AntiChrist7 0
Girls, we don't look at your eyebrows
LuxLisbon_fml 0
OK, you might not be like, 'Damn, that girl's got some hot brows going on,' but good eyebrows really do make such a difference to one's appearance. I have no idea why; I guess it's just the way they frame your face. Over-plucked brows, like the OP's, tend to make girls look cheap. I have serious eyebrow envy of Natalie Portman.
molitov 0
why wouldn't she say anything?? awe that sucks.. pencil them in till the grow back
iFruit 0
Vulture! That's what I was thinking of! Anyway, I don't watch Star Trek, so I have no idea what a vulcan is.
sampig 0
Clearly you are a wanna be trenkie so you are a giant loser every Trekkie knows that vulcans dot have emotions so they would never look surprised so no u don't look like a surprised Vulcan probably just a ugly bitch so you are just a ****** bitch for trying to be a Trekkie
yaintime21 0
my dear boy, I doubt that there are "wannabe Trekkies"
Etoile_fml 0
#124, you win a free internet.
plexico 4
You are lucky that you didn't examine her work after the first one and stop her right there. Then, you'd look like John Belushi permanently. (For those youngsters out there, John Belushi had the best single-eyebrow raise in history.)
Albalannae 0
Vulcan's can't look surprised though! They're trained to not have emotions! But that does suck though at least they'll grow back :(
blink831forever 13
That's funny! That does suck though! Sorry!