Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
What's up?
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Monobrow
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Assumptions
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Bent out of shape
Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML
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Edmuresay 0
Vulcans ftw.
SKYblue_fml 1
They'll grow back, and at least you still have eyebrows, right? I hope they're both the same shape. It would be weird to have two different eyebrows...
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margie4peace 11
I like The Wizard of Oz!
Paige_Nicole10 0
um its $7 about every three weeks. or more if you do maintenence yourself. go get it done.
monkey314159 0
hawt. you know what a Vulcan looks like
3P0N1N3 0
I love you for saying that. Just thought you should know.
oohla32 0
Psh. Vulcans can't look surprised!
LukeDog 0
YDI nerd
metalcrash 0
what is a Vulcan?
Chocolate_Chunk 2
http://allyoutouch.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/spock.jpg
Hurt16 0
hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ohhhhh shit my belly ah huurt miiiii lmfaoooo Jesus chris mi woulda punch she inna she face n tell har to let mi pluck out she eye brow dem... I woulda make she look like a surprised villian
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Wow. Are you retarded, a caveman or both?
Gamer_Bum 1
He's not retarted, hes jamacian
ChangMu 8
Why are you complaining? That's awesome!