By anonymous - 20/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML
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shn123 15

Looks like your plan fell a little short of the mark

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EnlightenedClown 19

You insulted her for her height and expected her to have said yes. Hm....good intention, poor execution. YDI

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TheNewGuy03 28

Hell, she should have just hit you with the chair, WWE-style. That's pretty asinine.

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gingeraleison 18

This is why big promposals are dumb. They pressure the one being asked to say yes. Major props to her for saying no confidently.

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lunaangel 14

that could've been something she was insecure about

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sunflower_seal 17

Making fun of someone's height to get a date is the same as trying to do the slight insult and then ask her out. Glad she thinks better if herself than you do.

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DanaeZee 18

It's really about the chemistry between you two. I know people I'd laugh my ass off and said "Yes!" and others I'd want to kick in the nuts for joking about my height. Sorry, OP, I guess you meant to be funny, not mean.

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courtzzz23 17

probably because she felt like you were making fun of her height. always get a girls opinion when doing stuff like this! ydi op

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kev1029 22

You 150% deserved that one.

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shitstorm28 11

you made fun of her height while asking her out. yeah, you deserved it. you're lucky she didn't punch you in the nuts.

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samlovesham1234 9

Sorry dude. You deserved it cause that's a wrong way of getting her to go out with you.

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