Miscellaneous: Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be...

By anonymous - 20/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By Omydayz - 29/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Fremont

Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML

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By scared4myhair - 12/04/2015 01:53 - United States - Flint

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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By Tony - 09/03/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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Wednesday 20 April 2016 19:04

I'm oddly proud of her response

shn123 15

Wednesday 20 April 2016 19:02

Looks like your plan fell a little short of the mark

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cptncuttlefish 24

Thursday 21 April 2016 1:56

I wanna high five her for handling that like a pro. You deserved it buddy

zach205 24

Thursday 21 April 2016 1:56

Credit for creativity, but just because it's a creative idea doesn't make it a good one.

ezrajab 22

Thursday 21 April 2016 2:16

Good for her

dj70 3

Thursday 21 April 2016 2:28

Damn! Low blow but nah that was ****** up

mads_nicole 19

Thursday 21 April 2016 3:26

Savage af

AdamTodddBrown 11

Thursday 21 April 2016 3:34

Maybe don't make fun of her height, y'know?

Danielvera212 4

Thursday 21 April 2016 3:49

Y'all so PC lol just chill it was a cool attempt that I've never seen before.

bratty_sub 4

Thursday 21 April 2016 4:43

way to insult her!

rhiley 26

Thursday 21 April 2016 6:35

that's a real asshole thing to do, I can see why she said no lmao

that_guy31 12

Thursday 21 April 2016 7:29

****.. I need to make a poster for my prom date but idfk what to do

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