Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML
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Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
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fazzems 21
I'm oddly proud of her response
shn123 15
Looks like your plan fell a little short of the mark
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Comments (176)
cptncuttlefish 24
I wanna high five her for handling that like a pro. You deserved it buddy
zach205 24
Credit for creativity, but just because it's a creative idea doesn't make it a good one.
ezrajab 22
Good for her
dj70 3
Damn! Low blow but nah that was ****** up
mads_nicole 19
Savage af
AdamTodddBrown 11
Maybe don't make fun of her height, y'know?
Danielvera212 4
Y'all so PC lol just chill it was a cool attempt that I've never seen before.
bratty_sub 4
way to insult her!
rhiley 26
that's a real asshole thing to do, I can see why she said no lmao
that_guy31 12
****.. I need to make a poster for my prom date but idfk what to do