Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML
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Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
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Top comments
Googolman 29
That's just not right.
Tripartita 45
And here you were, thinking that "I'm left handed. Will you go out with me?" would be an irresistible pickup line.
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Comments (42)
sparkledoge 29
That is the dumbest reason to reject someone i ever heard. Almost sounds like she was trying to find an excuse for it and didn't know what else to say.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I guess she just doesn't like sinister guys.
Starlight8 14
Next time just say I'm Ambidexterity.
Catdragon 40
Did you ask out your right hand?
Ellie Rogers 9
You must have something else going on that she doesn't like, because no one is seriously going to say "I won't date you because you're left handed." and be completely serious about it.
kujiens101 24
Ps: it's not because you're left handed
bulletsinthewind 21
You know, I've seen people get rejected for all sorts of reasons. But for being left handed? That's a first. Don't worry about a thing. Most are not as crazy as her
freddygasman 18
apparently she want in her right mind
Blessed228 0
I would date you I'm 5'8 190 Dominican from NYC