Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML
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Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
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Top comments
Googolman 29
That's just not right.
Tripartita 45
And here you were, thinking that "I'm left handed. Will you go out with me?" would be an irresistible pickup line.
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Comments (42)
jekyllf 13
I hope she doesn't find someone who's like my family. It skips a generation. Both my father's parents were left handed, my dad was right handed, and I'm left handed.
cootiequeen4444 11
I hope she does >;D
BeachMammal 8
You are seriously better off without someone that ignorant.
bigbadbarley 1
i dont blame her
Dictionaryspeaks 18
I feel you man The struggle is real it now qualifies as a disability or should I say entitlement so go get some freee money :))
cootiequeen4444 11
if you think people on disability are on it JUST because of "free money" and entitlement, you are sadly mistaken. Disabilities - of all kinds - are like a full time job. Only instead of it being job where you can feel accomplished and earn a respectable wage, it is just you trying to survive with a myriad of obstacles every day and with a stipend that is barely enough to get by. I feel like you were maybe joking. but it does matter because it was a douche-y thing to say regardless and the first part does even make sense. being left-handed isn't a disability. Or of it is weirdly classified as left handed people are accident prone due to things being made for right handed people, it would NOT be good for government aid disability programs. so it wasn't just an offensive comment but also a bad joke. and you should feel bad u_u
slavka012 11
Wow so many righteous people here willing to f give lecture at every opportunity. Get v over yourself. This is a fun due and you are killing it
RichardPencil 32
Maybe she loves fingering and has a right-handed ******.
whatahatuis 7
whats a right-handed ****** gotta do with it
RichardPencil 32
If he fingers her with his left hand, it'll just feel wrong. And he doesn't have the dexterity in his right to do effective work.
Catdragon 40
I like using my left hand. it feels weird with the right. but I'm naturally right handed.
jk_waks23 19
For what some of the studies say, left handed people are actually smarter and are more versatile.
kloring1 15
As someone who is also left handed, I can't help but feel slightly offended by the way she acted. OP, you deserve someone who is more mature and will actually address problems with you instead of making up lame excuses.
Victorialove122 2
My hubby is left handed I forget all the time but he is so amazing my left handed man!!
Lindsey15 2
Why would that even come up in the first place O.o
Speshul 3
"Hi I'm left handed, will you go out with me?" "Nope" "Damnit, rejected again for being left handed".