imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
thefmlman2011
Brisbane, Australia
Know this of me…
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
straightasaneedle
Germany
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Anonymous
Latrobe, United States
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
The L word
United States
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML
Anonymous
How the turntables…
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
moneyman
But I'm a man
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
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sikkpsychodoll 3
U shud have replied "greaaatt, im having my sex changed" lol
c2keeme 7
How rude of her. You're better off without her OP.
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Comments (117)
RpiesSPIES 27
Here's your chance to propose a 3-way
BelicaBonssex 17
How bitch-ey.
chevynova1743 4
I would have slapped her.
nachosbabygurl 9
stuck up bitch much
Karmasabiych 7
Aw I'm so sorry to hear that she's a bitch to say that
PaLa08 2
Forget her, she was a b*fch anyway
natty098 2
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jarockstar27 10
At that point i would have said "i knew it!" and fake called a friend saying "hey! You owe me $20 dollars she just told me she is!" paybacks a bitch....
alyssaroxs 4
Hahahahaha
sugoine 12
Let it go. Karma will pay her back. Cheer up, have a cocktail, & just think, she could be psychotic! :)