imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
thefmlman2011
Brisbane, Australia
Know this of me…
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
straightasaneedle
Germany
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Anonymous
Latrobe, United States
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
The L word
United States
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML
Anonymous
How the turntables…
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
moneyman
But I'm a man
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
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sikkpsychodoll 3
U shud have replied "greaaatt, im having my sex changed" lol
c2keeme 7
How rude of her. You're better off without her OP.
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Comments (117)
CuriousAlien 7
Aww sorry OP, she's obviously not the one for you. Aaaaaaah!!!! This is my first FML comment!!!!
ChaoSKinG86 7
She's superficial and conceited not worth your time better to learn now than a couple years of dating
wellthatsukx 0
Cut her brake line. I'm just kidding. Seriously though, do something mean.
KJ21_fml 6
I got the same reply
AZbeastboSS 2
Its going around
Metallica36176 16
People are assholes. Forget her and try again. She'll get hers. :)
citawita 4
Um...maybe some of us ARE actually lesbians. I tell it to guys that ask me out, and I'm telling the truth.
Metallica36176 16
"Suddenly". Instead of saying "No thanks." she said that. She was being a bitch.
Xx_Benny73_xX 12
That's not even possible because you can't "suddenly become a lesbian". I'm pretty sure she that as an excuse to say no to you. But girls like that aren't worth the time.
shawnwahs 7
Burn....ouch!
internetqueen 1
"How rude!"