Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
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Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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thektulu7 0
Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.
Dutchie2010 0
Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...
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Comments (228)
Kevlar_fml 0
That's pretty original is you ask me. Hopefully it was washable :) Too bad he said no to you though; no sense of humor I guess...
Gringo_fml 0
Why would you do that ? :s
_Coolness_ 0
Eh! YDI.. If someone wrote all over my car No wouldn't be what I wrote on theirs.. Why couldn't you be normal and ask him straight forward?? But the No's all over your car sound like something cool for you to drive around in.. ^_^
coucou_fml 0
People are getting really creative nowadays...like the gilr who made cupcakes. Poor thing.
alucardrules 0
It's not very original anymore kids at my high school do it all to the time and for almost any reason like prom, birthday, V-day, and even random dances. the closer it gets to prom the more likely it is there will be multiple cars with writing all over them. Also another key thing to remember about these cases is that this normally only happens to people who are already in relationships. Its creepy to find out that someone that you don't really know wrote all over your car
christiangirl77 0
you deserved that honey, it is a HUGE PAIN to wash that junk off, and he probably had a bad day too so, like i said you deserved that and it was a little overboard, next time try face to face confrontation, if you got rejected then oh, well atleast you had the nerve to ask.
k3llyn 0
this site is making me lose faith in the female population of the world.
wallythedolly 0
You're not on the set of a Disney movie. Acts like that aren't cute in real life, they're annoying.
uhnonnuhmus 0
Dude, I'm a chick and I think that this is a really stupid idea. Not only are you making it harder for him to drive (because window marker is hard to get out) but your idea was lacking in dignity on both ends. If I were the guy, I would've been a little more emphatic and written "Hell NO" instead.
guitardedman 0
dont guys ask girls to prom? ya dont **** with a man's ride...