Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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thektulu7 0
Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.
Dutchie2010 0
Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...
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Comments (228)
CowGoesMoo 0
A lot of these stories are girls who ask in creative ways and get turned down in similar fashion. I think old fashion asking in person is probably the way to go...
deliciouskaek 1
This is the fourth FML I've seen like this. What the hell, guys? What happened to a phone call, or walking up to someone in the hallway? Or an email? A text message? I mean, damn, you WROTE ON HIS CAR. This isn't ABC Family; in real life, this stuff is not cute.
Person_Man 0
why the hell did you write on his car????
_scarlet_ 0
Call me an idiot but I don't think she wrote all over HIS car. He wrote all over HER's He just didn't want to make his rejection subtle. I don't get why the first bunch of comments are talking about her painting on his car.
Ericboi 0
Wtf ever happened to, "Hey, do you want to go to the prom with me?", and not "Holy crap, some psycho bitch wrote all over my car, of course I'm going to go to the prom with her!" I agree that you deserved it.
BadBoy_fml 0
At least you found out he was gay now instead of dating him for 2 years and then finding out he's getting more **** than you.
Neenertastic 0
#57...it's 2009...girls can ask boys to the prom now
jayfx 0
i'd be pissed if someone did that to my car..if it was on the windows then that'll be fine...damn
alex_vik 1
You deserved it, you just ruined his car for until he cleans it, and he got you back.
mini_munny 0
Yeah... YDI. You wrote on his car, put him on the spot, and probably made him a huge laughing stock among his friends. I don't get why you would even do it on a guy's CAR. I'm a girl and even I know most guys treat their car like it's their baby, you don't mess with that. If people don't like getting a tiny, tiny scratch on their car, what makes you think they'd like getting their car written all over?