Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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thektulu7 0
Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.
Dutchie2010 0
Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...
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alyson325 0
how unbelievable RUDE of him!! what an ass hole.
Callyn 47
#48, drawing on the windows makes it hard to drive, window markers are hard to get off and going around asking someone out publicly like that is annoying, not cute or creative. This chick definitely deserved it, this is borderline stalker.
HeyitsPheddy 0
It probably was window markers, but still. I would have been pissed even if it was a girl i liked a lot. Guys don't like people messing with their shit. Period. I don't think any of the ways I saw on here would get a yes from me. I was asked to prom by a girl, but she didn't do anything creepy. She manned up and asked me straight up. You may think you're being romantic, but guys think its just plain weird.
Misanthropist 0
If you're not gonna ask him face to face, expect him not to take you seriously. I'd hate to see the torture you'd put a guy through if you wanted him to marry you. Turn down the crazy a few notches.
mrdeeds23 0
i thought guys are supposed to ask girls to prom?...
fantome_fml 0
#15 it would have been equally as creepy if a guy who'd written "Will you go to prom with me" all over my car. I would have definatly said no, I wouldn't have been as creative about it but still writing stuff all over peoples stuff is creepy and I wouldn't want to go out with someone who vandalizes my car. To the OP, YDI what's wrong with being straight forward? Then at least the entire school doesn't know your a creeper, that's seriously stalker behavior. What's next sneaking into his bathroom and writing "I love you" all over his mirror?
vt_mruhlin 0
Nothing says love like vandalism. Hate to see what you would have come up with for a marriage proposal.
cyberhoy 3
if you want a man dont touch his car!!!!!!
Lou_Briccant 0
#60 speaks the truth. If a girl wrote on my car asking me out, well, I can;t think of anything witty to say, but chances are I'd spend the day washing my car than with her.
Lauriebug 0
:/ i think that would only be cute if it was established you both liked each other. but it sounds like you two didn't have much interaction .... which makes it seem immensely creepy. i would've said no too. i'd be pissed you made WORK for me .. over prom? no.