Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
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Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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thektulu7 0
Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.
Dutchie2010 0
Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...
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Comments (228)
McKay_fml 0
I would say you deserve that. Why the heck would you write all over his car? Ridiculous.
badgirleighteen 0
Awe, haha i'm sorry but this this is really funny!
Curiouser 0
What is with kids these days? I mean, why are they going to such great lengths to ask people out? I'm 20 and when I was in high school the most elaborate way I was ever asked out was when a guy came down to my work to ask me out. And the thing is: has anyone else noticed that the majority of the elaborate ask-outs are girls? There was cupcake girl, the one who waited in his driveway with balloons, and now this. I'm sure there are guys who have elaborate methods too, I'm just saying the girls seem to be way more prominent.
Vykeera 0
You wrote on his _car_?! In March, when it's really cold and you don't want to have to wash it? Why?!?!?! I'd be fuming if someone I didn't like just decided to write all over mine (and I'm a girl!) - next time, if you want to do something 'romantic' and big, please, at least go for something easy to get rid off like writing it on his garden with pebbles. Or better yet, just ask him face to face!
Carribu 0
this is incredibly creepy. YDI. i know it's prom and everything, but all over his car? are you serious? it's like you lost the concept of just going up to someone and asking them.
frosty16 0
One thing you have yet to learn, obviously, is don't **** with a guy's car. Duh!
bread_fml 0
What a jackass way to ask someone to prom.
devils69 0
This is a lesson that I think a lot of high school girls have to learn. Guys do not respond to the same romantic gestures that girls do. My high school gf once put a bunch of balloons and heart stickers and crap all over my truck for V-day, and I got pissed. Then she got pissed that I was pissed. A simple BJ and a card would've sufficed. Anything you do publicly like that is gonna embarrass the boy, which will not get the response you want. Teenage boys are not into public displays of romance. YDI
jm88 0
Man how much fun. sometimes I wish I took HS less seriously and had fun doing stuff like this..
ohdamn_fml 2
What happened to good ol' fashion asking the person FACE TO FACE. God, is everyone socially awkward nowadays?