Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML
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Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML
Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML
Today, I got an F because I’m an idiot and wrote my essay on WW1 instead of WW2. I offered to resubmit a correct essay, but my mom stormed to school to demand it be changed to at least a B, because it was a good essay, even if it was on the wrong war. God, she’s impossible and embarrassing. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML
Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML
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fueledbyshar 0
Get off of FML and get writing!
LtHoward 0
Your own fault for having an F in the first place.
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Erindub 0
Ha back in my day...oh my gosh I can't believe I said that but...we didn't have computers with which to do our school work on. We actually had to go to the library and do research and then we used pens to write our reports.
Fuzzy_Old_Peache 0
use pen and paper and put by:(enternamehere) in big letters that ill up all the pages. Good Luck
skgirl 0
you should text it out send to your email get it at school show the teacher idk that sucks
Fuzzy_Old_Peache 0
*fill
V_GEHTS 0
Tell her to take your cell phone away instead. Most people spend ridiculous amounts of time texting. If you're on of them, you might have started your paper sooner instead of wasting your time on the phone.
Maus_fml 0
you are infected good night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prAgk50SckA
Lisa89 3
Okay first off. there is no point in saying the fact they posted this FML from a computer... 'You must start the FML with TODAY' So this could of happened weeks ago hense why they're on the computer now. Or, this could be a fake FML. Also, they could be at an internet Cafe or a friedns house [with their work only saved on their confiscated computer]. OP, And you need to explain this to your mother and teachers. Should have saved it on a USB and gone on a friends computer. OR even better, don't wait until you're failing to do work. Also you say you havn't written any of your essay.. then you say it's saved on the computer. Contradiction. Do you mean you can't print it off? Just get your mum to do that. Or you havn't even started.. then YDI mostly.
canadasucksthese 0
Dude nobody cares
succubusprime 0
Parenting of the year. Seriously, buying weed or cigarettes for you? With care and nurturing like that, why is there such a decline in the Youth of America?
whalepuncher 0
You deserve it! I've written several 15+ page papers for harder shit than English in a night. It's really not that difficult. And how do you fail English? Put a little effort into your school work, passing's easy.
Own3d_by_NY 0
sounds like u prolly deserved it.. you can download apps for iPod and iPhone that you can type papers with. I do it all the time and print it out later. if it's due tonight you should have had it done by now anyways.