Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML
Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML
Today, I got an F because I’m an idiot and wrote my essay on WW1 instead of WW2. I offered to resubmit a correct essay, but my mom stormed to school to demand it be changed to at least a B, because it was a good essay, even if it was on the wrong war. God, she’s impossible and embarrassing. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML
Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML
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fueledbyshar 0
Get off of FML and get writing!
LtHoward 0
Your own fault for having an F in the first place.
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rereandres 0
when she asks "why do u have an f !!" say,"u took my computer away!"
missvee98324 0
i bet half of you are lying about the weed. im gonna turn twelve in march and even i can tell when you're lying
facingforeverr 0
143- im 14 nd im a girll...lol if i was20sumthinmydadwould nt need to buy mee cigs. but rehardless my age, yur completely right...my parents are cool as hell
xHabsfanx 0
When you are finished writing that essay, make sure to send it to one of the grammer Nazis here. It will probably cost you though.
hayride1987 0
BS.... assume some responsibility.... why the **** are you on FML when you should be writing a paper? this is probably the reason u got ur computer taken away.... and obviously you have already been ******* up cuz you have an F... dont blame your mom! thats such a cop out and you know it!
facingforeverr 0
185- most ppl who say they smoke pot are usually proud stoners. however if they seem overly proud nd they always talk about weed and nothing else, than they are prolly Sum 12 yr old tryin to look cool. i dnt relly think anyone here is lying..except that mattpopspills dude. i know a kid just like him. i garuntee you the case is that he honestly does smoke nd drink nd pop pills. except he advertises it too much bc he thinks its cool.
carrotman91 0
ur a total retard. Clearly ur on a computer if ur writing on fml. There are also libraries and computer labs in the school where u can write ur paper. Plus, if u tell ur mom u need to do homework on ur laptop or ur gonna fail english again, she'll let u use it, unless she is also retarded.
kaynorr 9
what about Iphones or Ipods
Elamdri 0
I have a hard time buying this.
txdiva 0
wtf