Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML
Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML
Today, I got an F because I’m an idiot and wrote my essay on WW1 instead of WW2. I offered to resubmit a correct essay, but my mom stormed to school to demand it be changed to at least a B, because it was a good essay, even if it was on the wrong war. God, she’s impossible and embarrassing. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML
Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML
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fueledbyshar 0
Get off of FML and get writing!
LtHoward 0
Your own fault for having an F in the first place.
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capthavoc123 0
You deserve it for living in an English-speaking country and having an F in English. There is seriously NO excuse for that.
tookietookie123 5
That's very sweet of you though!!!
Flutist 3
First off just because your proud that your parents buy you weed doesn't make it legal. When you learn how to properly write sentences then you can proudly proclaim how the weed has made your life better. All of you, even if you are 12, should know how to spell. You have only been writing for how long? On top of that they have spell checker on here. I don't think your parents are cool as hell. I think your parents are irresponsible. giving a kid weed at 14 could do serious damage.
moteloc09 0
no offence dude but umm, how are you posting this fml if you dont have a computer? lolz
ElMundio87 0
use a pen
bluefairy_fml 24
216 is right lol :)) Anyway, assuming this isn't fake, and it actually happened to you some time ago, if you really wanted to write that essay, you would find a solution instead of whining. Like writing it on paper, going to a public library and using the public computers there, going to a friend etc. or even reasoning with your mother, I mean she can't be such a retard not to understand.
jgill87 0
wtf? you don't have one page yet, but it's saved on your computer? :/
FockinA 0
quit whinning and wasting your time waiting last minute.
4ube_fml 6
Why didn't you write your essay with a pen and a paper ? You know, you think about it, you do a scrap, you organize your ideas and then you write it on a clean sheet of paper with your name and everything ?
Aspie 0
If you do not have a computer, how did you post this FML?