Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML
Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML
Today, I got an F because I’m an idiot and wrote my essay on WW1 instead of WW2. I offered to resubmit a correct essay, but my mom stormed to school to demand it be changed to at least a B, because it was a good essay, even if it was on the wrong war. God, she’s impossible and embarrassing. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML
Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML
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fueledbyshar 0
Get off of FML and get writing!
LtHoward 0
Your own fault for having an F in the first place.
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SnickerVonBicker 0
you fail at lying and apparently, English
perdix 31
Looks like your teacher is going to have to invent the letter grade 'G' to describe what an utter failure you are. The F students are going to point at you and laugh.
Freeze_fml 17
Ah yes.. The F students.. The A students.. The G students.
beckster_05 9
^This, haha.
nomnommonster 0
Her face. It's extremely disturbing, just like her thoughts.
belisama_fml 0
lol @ 68 win
YOUbeTROLLIN 0
your mom is not the least bit intelligent. sorry to say
joebo7 0
how could you write this then?
wienerdog 0
***** weak
ashlynn610 12
that sucks ): fyl
hopelessness101 0
You know, you could always hand write it. I know, crazy idea.
Felium 0
that happend to me then i was like ok so u gonna write a note saying why i didnt give my paper or wat then they gave it bk
BlueTwist89 0
Um. That sucks. For anyone who has ever hand written an essay and then typed it, it takes a pretty long time. Imagine how long that would be. At least 16 pages. Outlines are only semi-helpful. I would just politely ask my teacher for an extension, if you only had one day to write it. If you had awhile, YDI for being lazy. Also, YDI if you didn't explain to your mom that you had a super long paper to write.
BlueTwist89 0
Forgot to mention the obvious—this is your mom's fault. Tell the teacher that your mom wouldn't let you use the computer b/c you're failing english. Tell him/her to call her. I doubt your mom would be a bitch and lie about it.