Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML
Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML
Today, I got an F because I’m an idiot and wrote my essay on WW1 instead of WW2. I offered to resubmit a correct essay, but my mom stormed to school to demand it be changed to at least a B, because it was a good essay, even if it was on the wrong war. God, she’s impossible and embarrassing. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML
Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML
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fueledbyshar 0
Get off of FML and get writing!
LtHoward 0
Your own fault for having an F in the first place.
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sourgirl101 29
I'm glad facingforever thinks her parents are cool because it looks like you are most likely going to live with them forever. Parents should give a damn about trying to make you someone with a future instead of looking for someone to get stoned with. I feel so sorry that your folks don't love you enough.
darkpath 0
if its possible to write FMLs with cellphone or iPod, then people he may have did it that way. anyways. YDI if you didnt tell your mom your essay was saved on that computer. FYL if you did and she didnt believe you or care.
hc1019 0
usually if you post from a phone it says posted from mobile version though. YDI for procrastinating until the day it's due to try to finish it. Besides that, how do you get an F in English? That's just laziness that got you the grade in the first place; which is now emphasized by the fact you waited so long to try to compose a fairly lengthy paper.
jessicams 0
YDI for procrastinating. You could have stayed after school and done it there had you not waited. Also, get a thumb drive that way you can save in multiple places.
_devilsadvocate_ 0
So how exactly did you post this without access to a computer?
killahitlah 0
tell her that you need your laptop to get your grade up or you will fail the year.
khaos888 0
how the fudge Are u writing this If you don't have a computer dumb ass
isaacbird91 0
you should have started to write it the ol' fashioned way, by hand. once you're done with it there you could have shown it to your mum and she would have let you type it up.
dugumit 0
it's due tonight? well smart one contact your teacher and explain the situation ask her nicely if she could contact your mother to allow you to use the computer to complete the assignment. if u can't do this your a gutless wonder or a complete frabricator.
jamjam12 15
ummm does anyone else realize that if he doesnt have his computer how can he be typing this???? yet again, they all have to start with "today". an he's not lazy. he said that he had it saved on the computer that was taken away so for all we know, he could be done but just doesnt have the computer to print it out! and also maybe he cant write it. my teachers demand it be printed and they don't except it if its not. Sorry op hope you get your computer back soon
johndoe20 0
steal it back and quit bein a Pansy and stand up