Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML
Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML
Today, I got an F because I’m an idiot and wrote my essay on WW1 instead of WW2. I offered to resubmit a correct essay, but my mom stormed to school to demand it be changed to at least a B, because it was a good essay, even if it was on the wrong war. God, she’s impossible and embarrassing. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML
Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML
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fueledbyshar 0
Get off of FML and get writing!
LtHoward 0
Your own fault for having an F in the first place.
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blastvortex 4
Why didn't you explain it to her? It's not like you shouldn't have proof of the assignment. Sheesh, OP. Are you so lazy that you can't even fix the problems that occur because of your laziness? It's ultimately the fault of no one but yourself that your life just snowballed.
aaronfuegopop 7
to #110 my English teacher doesn't let my class type anything we do in that class
fawfulster 11
If it happened to me, I'd make my mom write a letter and tape her SIGNING that letter, informing the teacher why I could'nt get the essay on time.
weddingbelle 0
Maybe the reason you have an F is because you spend entirely too much time on sites like FML in the first place. Why are you on here if you're supposed to be writing that 8 page essay? And I agree with all other posters that you could have at least been writing it with a pencil and paper, or go to the library.
firebird07 13
as for the posts above me, they have some valid points to them but as far as the laptop goes, I say it's time for some civil disobedience.
zumiez0898 0
you ******* fail for having this in the 'health' subject
polico_wolf 0
What makes you think the op is posting on an ipod or blackberry? It could be on a nintendo dsi or a wii with the internet channel, or it could be a ps3 with the same thing.
TheNewGuy03 29
these days, computers are readily accessible... |the kid|
firebird07 13
as for the posts above me, they have some valid points to them but as far as the laptop goes, I say it's time for some civil disobedience.
SeaNDouble 1
EXPLAIN IT to your mom! r u stupid or just want an escuse to not do ur homework? it's not an FML if the problem is easily fixable.. your so lazy your going to get grounded even worse when your mom finds out your major assignment's not done..
Sparkiee93 3
And yet you surfing the net, instead of cramming the work that NEEDS to be done. If you already wrote it out once how hard could it be to re-write it, you already have the information mentally...
NoodleBurger 0
"The reason why I don't even have don't one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English." you say you don't have one page written, yet it's saved on the computer your mom took away? ...