Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML
Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I had to fake enthusiasm when my girlfriend told me she's pregnant. She has a nasty streak and I was planning to break up with her, but if I left her now everyone would think I’m the bad guy. I actually think she’s capable of killing me if she gets angry enough. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I'm considering faking my death in order to get out of my relationship. My girlfriend got in a car accident that left her disfigured, and I no longer find her attractive. I met someone at work who's a better fit for me. I know I'm probably an asswipe, but is it wrong to want a partner whom I'm attracted to? FML
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML
Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
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CarbonCoach 11
Tell her how you feel maybe?
Kyuzomi 12
How insane could a family be to make you think of faking a death? Sounds like hell.
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Comments (108)
18wheels 2
That's... Break up... I wanna do that with my husband. And I'm stuck here so it makes more sense for me, you still have an out... Get out. If you love something let it go and when she is jealous enough of your life you'll have it made. It might hurt but you'll thank me if you listen. She can't be that awesome of you want to fake your death.
wantmeasandwich 26
But why would you, after supposedly letting go, still want to live your life in a way that'll make them jealous? I don't get the point.
RedPillSucks 33
When your cable is out, you call your girl friend. When you call your girl friend, she gets all crazy. When your girlfriend gets all crazy, she calls her overbearing family. When you deal with her overbearing family, you want to fake your own death. Don't fake your own death. Get Direct TV (tm) instead.
kellyem2 20
I feel like this needs to be a real thing.
edanielleh 21
i feel like i am stating the obvious here, but i don't get why you haven't broken up with her already?
wantmeasandwich 26
I somehow think he has tried. Or hinted at it, at least. And probably sensed that the aftermath is not going to be nice.
sexysaltshaker 11
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
wolfman2123 13
Does your name happen to be earl?
jh921971 10
If you don't want to be with her, break up so she can move on with her life instead of living a lie...
martin8337 36
She's a gf, not your wife, I don't see a problem here.
mycondolences2u 7
My ex actually faked his own death. Don't do it. It was so cruel. However, he faked it in attempt to get me back...Yeah, I don't know what he was thinking either.
ksks1234 33
That is disturbingly gross.
tymarie2012 31
Mine did too. Except he didn't do it to get me back.
davincidasecond 24
If the situation is that bad, just be honest and break up with her. Keeping something like that from a person you're in a relationship with isn't fair to you, and is especially unfair to her.
SunTzu2 9
Sounds like they have a point! Get yourself help. You need clinical help