By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 15:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
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Kyuzomi 12

How insane could a family be to make you think of faking a death? Sounds like hell.

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18wheels 2

That's... Break up... I wanna do that with my husband. And I'm stuck here so it makes more sense for me, you still have an out... Get out. If you love something let it go and when she is jealous enough of your life you'll have it made. It might hurt but you'll thank me if you listen. She can't be that awesome of you want to fake your death.

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wantmeasandwich 26

But why would you, after supposedly letting go, still want to live your life in a way that'll make them jealous? I don't get the point.

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RedPillSucks 31

When your cable is out, you call your girl friend. When you call your girl friend, she gets all crazy. When your girlfriend gets all crazy, she calls her overbearing family. When you deal with her overbearing family, you want to fake your own death. Don't fake your own death. Get Direct TV (tm) instead.

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kellyem2 20

I feel like this needs to be a real thing.

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edanielleh 21

i feel like i am stating the obvious here, but i don't get why you haven't broken up with her already?

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wantmeasandwich 26

I somehow think he has tried. Or hinted at it, at least. And probably sensed that the aftermath is not going to be nice.

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sexysaltshaker 11

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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wolfman2123 13

Does your name happen to be earl?

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jh921971 10

If you don't want to be with her, break up so she can move on with her life instead of living a lie...

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martin8337 35

She's a gf, not your wife, I don't see a problem here.

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mycondolences2u 7

My ex actually faked his own death. Don't do it. It was so cruel. However, he faked it in attempt to get me back...Yeah, I don't know what he was thinking either.

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tymarie2012 31

Mine did too. Except he didn't do it to get me back.

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davincidasecond 24

If the situation is that bad, just be honest and break up with her. Keeping something like that from a person you're in a relationship with isn't fair to you, and is especially unfair to her.

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SunTzu2 9

Sounds like they have a point! Get yourself help. You need clinical help

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