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I know exactly how you feel. That’s how I was 2 months ago, when I brought my daughter home from the hospital. It gets easier.
(Responding to both FMLs you wrote) That’s life. Sex & sleep are rare & suck right after having a baby.
That's why us Wisconsin-ites (USA) enjoy passing around the brandy - even to little tykes in need of freshening up their milk bottles! Lol (#1 State Consumer in US!) [And yes, if you can't take a joke - even one that DOES have just a little hint of truth per baby bottles - withOUT resorting to quoting all 1B+ harmful statistics about alcoholism - which WAS invented in this here state - then plz turn off your computer, put it in its box, return it to Best Buy, & politely tell them that you are simply too stupid to own a computer, ok? :D] --Sober 17 yrs, 3 months, 7 days.... DOB: 1969.
Sleep when they sleep. Anything else can wait.
An inability to sleep when the opportunity to arises could be a symptom of a post partum mood disorder (which either parent of a newborn can be at risk for). Don't be afraid to seek help and consider looking for a support group in your area. I guarantee you are not alone. I was where you are just a couple months ago with my now 3 month old.
Thank you for reaffirming my decision to not have children
Work grave yard shift. You’ll revisit that level of tired again.
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Oh momma, don’t be afraid to ask anyone you know for help. Have the baby freshly fed, and let them take the babe for a long walk and you can have a sleep!!
It’s probably because you’re subconsciously afraid that the baby will wake up crying as soon as you fall asleep.