Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML
Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I had to fake enthusiasm when my girlfriend told me she's pregnant. She has a nasty streak and I was planning to break up with her, but if I left her now everyone would think I’m the bad guy. I actually think she’s capable of killing me if she gets angry enough. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I'm considering faking my death in order to get out of my relationship. My girlfriend got in a car accident that left her disfigured, and I no longer find her attractive. I met someone at work who's a better fit for me. I know I'm probably an asswipe, but is it wrong to want a partner whom I'm attracted to? FML
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML
Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
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Top comments
CarbonCoach 11
Tell her how you feel maybe?
Kyuzomi 12
How insane could a family be to make you think of faking a death? Sounds like hell.
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Comments (108)
FrankHotpants 31
If it's so overbearing then why are you with her? Your partner shouldn't make you feel anywhere near that way.
RedDragonx32 8
If those are thoughts you are thinking of to get away from your gf, you should just consider breaking up instead of lies. and u don't want to know what lies would make an insane gf do......
DarthVader77 9
Wait till you marry her ;)
muggy02 2
Shame. That's pretty despicable.
Dcm210 19
At least you have one, mine decided to just want be friends with benefits.
PrincessJess87 9
If its time to fake your own death, it's time to break up.
ASBriere 8
Been there bro; wait I still am
mintyowlgirl 20
But he didn't say anything about the girlfriend being the way her family is.
Eivana 37
Jesus Christ, why are people so stupid to not think of... Gee, I dunno... Breaking up, maybe?
Lafayo 9
Maybe Peter, Cleveland and Joe can help you make a convincing video like they did for Quagmire.