Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML
Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I had to fake enthusiasm when my girlfriend told me she's pregnant. She has a nasty streak and I was planning to break up with her, but if I left her now everyone would think I’m the bad guy. I actually think she’s capable of killing me if she gets angry enough. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I'm considering faking my death in order to get out of my relationship. My girlfriend got in a car accident that left her disfigured, and I no longer find her attractive. I met someone at work who's a better fit for me. I know I'm probably an asswipe, but is it wrong to want a partner whom I'm attracted to? FML
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML
Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
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Top comments
CarbonCoach 11
Tell her how you feel maybe?
Kyuzomi 12
How insane could a family be to make you think of faking a death? Sounds like hell.
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Comments (108)
HoodBoi 7
Yikes, sorry brother.
perdix 31
That's a pretty good plan, but if they ever found out that you came back to life, they'll make you their god. Then, you'll really get to know insane and overbearing.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Insane yes, overbearing I'm not sure. If he's their god wouldn't they be the groveling masses?
perdix 31
Oh, they'll grovel to the OP, but they will be overbearing to the heathens who do not accept the new deity.
ApacheC424 18
And thus, not the OP. Problem solved.
Aleys_fml 21
Maybe break up with her? But if she's really insane who knows what she'll do.
Readoll 13
Break up with her fast and quick like a Band Aid and then cut off all contact, it'll be just like you don't exist
Kyuzomi 12
That blew my mind meng, I didn't know that was possible... *mind guts splatter the walls*
Cuteroxx 17
Lol..good way
kc_bbg15 14
Move out of the country and become a Mexican drug lord
Sports_guy3 28
This isn't Mexican GTA
shorty6823 28
Easier said than done.
Fuhkyoo 17
someone should tell all the mexican drug lords that this isnt mexican gta... i dont think they got the memo
froggyjade 16
Man up
glitterkuro 18
Hm, on one hand maybe the girlfriend isn't bad at all most of the time and it literally is just being around her family that's the problem. On the other, if she's acting badly/extremely different around other people, that should be a pretty big red flag on how she may eventually act around you. I know I act differently around my family, but that's because I feel I can't relax or be myself around them, or at least that I know how to act around them but my partner doesn't know them well enough to not set them off yet. I'm fully aware I get tense and panicky and maybe a little snappy or distant because I'm constantly on edge. It's probably paranoia because I want them to like him.
sthrnbell 9
Dump her and run...it will only get worse!