About Ilaurie
Formerly known as UnicornsDoExist ----------FFM: iLaurie --Formspring: iLaurie ----------PSN: NavyBrat1994 •I'm sixteen. •I was born in Scotland. •I've lived in Cali, England, Texas, and now Germany. •I am not German and I do not know German. •I consider Texas my home. •I love SayTown! (: •I'm a navy brat. •I'm a junior. •I love photography and cameras. •I'm in yearbook and video comm. •I actually like school, for the most part. •I'm taking one AP class - English. •I enjoy math the most out of all academic classes. •I really wanna go to UT. •I will watch 2012 in 2013 and laugh. •I like many different kinds of music. •My favorite band is Three Days Grace. •My second is Hollywood Undead. •I talk way too fast. •I talk way too much. •If anyone read all that, damn you are bored. (: Class of 2012! :D VISITS + 1121 = #. COMMENTS + 64 = #. Warning: I' almost always on the iPod app. I may take days/weeks/months to answer messages.
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By Katrina - / Sunday 13 February 2011 22:32 / United States
By Username / Sunday 13 February 2011 02:17 / United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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