Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
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Today, I accidentally gave myself a chemical burn. It hurts like hell and I've been told all I can do is wait it out for a few days. The worst part? It's from a reaction to a cream I used all over my chest. I can't wear a shirt without being in immense pain. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML
Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML
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FFML_314 11
OP YDI for smoking
keekah 0
Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.
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NirveliJoy 0
And here 'children'; is yet another reason why smoking is bad.
Jetsu 0
all you ppl dissing smokers are idiots! look, live with it! people are gonna be smoking all around for the rest of your life, so stop acting all high and mighty cuz your non-smokers, it just makes you look like douches... you ******* have already won, us smokers cant smoke anywhere anymore, and when were finally somewhere we can smoke, we get idiots like you giving us shit for smoking... it's our damn choice to make, and if you dont like it then go kill yourself or hide in a hole or something
youthink_fml 0
Yes, all the non-smokers are idiots. I'm convinced smokers are much more intelligent. Thank you for opening my eyes. Now I want to start smoking.
fmlisforlols 0
Smoking=/=intelligence. While a bad habit it hardly negates one's intelligence.
Jetsu 0
well shit if your a non smoker and you leave smokers alone then your cool its other assholes that push their opinion on you that are dumb. shit this is the internet i bet you watch south park and if you dont then watch the episode butt out from season7... it has a good meaning, and also it saves me time
doolflex 1
the Q is are you a girl or guy..??
kingedoftheworld 0
**** me for smoking
lilkim_fml 0
FOR everybody saying that the OP deserves it for smoking: everyone has a bad habbit, some people, just happen to be smoking? why do you even care!?? (no, I don't smoke myself)
ooshrooms 1
People are free to do what they want, but they have to accept the consequences. Bad habits are bad by definition. When one bites you in the ass, you deserve it. If OP said she cut her nostril from picking her nose, we'd say she deserved that too. If you choose to smoke, you deserve all the negative consequences that come with it. We "care" because she's crying on the internet about something that's totally her own fault. Why don't you believe people deserve the consequences of their own choices?
lilkim_fml 0
Ofcourse I think there's chioces and consequences of everything. I just don't think the OP desereves it for 'smoking'. yes, she is whining about it, but she burned herself, thats gotta hurt! when she started smoking she probably didn't know that she would burn herself... I just don't believe in all that karma shit.... it depends on how you look at it: if you believe in karma, you would think that she deserved it, if you don't you'ld think it was just bad luck... thats my opinion...
lilkim_fml 0
Look at 166. he/she gets me :)
Saritasmiles 0
lilkim you're way too cool :]
lilkim_fml 0
Thanks:):)
sno0pi90 0
Im curious, how did u pull it out? I mean did u pull ur shirt all da way down and let it fall out? i wanna know
laurapea33 0
What is thr deal with soviet Russia???
Orbdragon 5
OP, I'm not going to pass judgement because I used to smoke RYO's; I switched to an e-cig recently and haven't burned my fingers in weeks. All the fun, none of the danger :D
Mauskau 35
ydi for being dumb and smoking
cody96 0
YDI for smoking and wearing a low cut shirt low enough for a freaking cigarette to fall down it!!!!!
lilkim_fml 0
i HAVE to comment this.. are you freaking serious??!!! so you mean that the OP should either stop smoking or change her blouse every time she wants to smoke?? that makes no sence
cody96 0
no idiot I did not say that she had to change her top I just said that she should of been showing less clevage and who said that she was wearing a blouse?!?!? creeper.
lilkim_fml 0
a lot of not-cleavege-showing blouses/t-shirt/whatevers are big enough for a cigarette to fall down? btw, showing cleavege is not always slutty... you can do it with class! haha a creeper i am XD
lilkim_fml 0
AND an idiot :p
cody96 0
wow I never said that it was sluty that would just be rude!!! and how old are you like 25 don't you have better things to be doing other than trying to prove a point to a 13 year old girl Bout wether or not blouses are sluty?!!!??!?! wow.
lilkim_fml 0
Haha I think you're quite funny! no, I'm 15, and I just thought, you ment that she was to slutty to wear a blouse, showing cleavege. Maybe I was wrong, and you ment something else? Anyway, that doesn't give you ANY reason to call me an idiot a creeper, and a 25 year old?? haha:)
cody96 0
ok so I'm sorry that I called you a creeper I just thought it was weird that you started commenting on my post...and everyone elses. and I just don't think It is right for you to be fighting with almost everyone that comments....the comments are peoples opinions and I understand that you may not agree with it but it's is their opinion and it isn't right for you to be telling them that they are wrong...
cody96 0
oh ya and you did admit that you were a creeper and an idiot...
lilkim_fml 0
I see your point.. I just like to argument, that is my bad habbit;) sorry bout that.. and i just thought it was funny you called me an idiot, and a creeper, but some people can get offended if you call them such things, you're just lucky that I just pretended to be:) it wasn't my intention to upset anyone just thouht ur comment was funnyXD
cody96 0
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cody96 0
I have plenty of bad habits I just said that she shouldn't smoke because my daddy smokes ALOT and I know he will die before my high school graduation....and I really am sorry about calling u an idiot and a creeper...but like I said I am 13 and and us 13 year olds are stupid and don't think before we say things and we are quite mean :) but I'm seriously sorry.
lilkim_fml 0
Apology accepted:) I'm really sorry bout your dad:( Really am. Hope he stoppes smoking, for everybodys sake:(
cody96 0
ok :) again I'm sorry I feel really bad for calling you a creeper and an idiot and ya... he's not gonna quit anytime soon...... but thanks for caring and understanding :)