Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I accidentally gave myself a chemical burn. It hurts like hell and I've been told all I can do is wait it out for a few days. The worst part? It's from a reaction to a cream I used all over my chest. I can't wear a shirt without being in immense pain. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML
Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML
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FFML_314 11
OP YDI for smoking
keekah 0
Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.
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ChloeeBebe 0
YDI for smoking
MrQuest 0
this is why I started snorting coke :]
AngelOfDark_fml 0
thats what u get for smoking u idiot! its because of ppl like u that this planet is getting ruined! u r killing urself,others, and the planet and environment... i dont even know how the hell you ppl like this crap.
loooooooooool_fml 1
You're killing the environment every day just by living and doing your every day stuff like using cars, plains and any transport like that. Yes, even public transportation. What I'm trying to say here is that, out of all things that man has made, smoking is way back in the list that harm the environment. And no, smokers aren't harming the non-smokers in this world. It's IMPOSSIBLE for smokers to harm non-smokers with all the smoking bans that are enforced, unless you're smoking at home with kids around (people like that deserve to die form a slow and painful death). The only people that smokers really harm are themselves (unless, as I stated before, if you have kids, take your smoking outside of the house). And most of the smokers have the common courtesy not to smoke around non-smokers anyways, they don't need you, non-smokers tell them "that smoking kills", since they already know about it. It's written everywhere, even on the damn cigarette packs. And yeah, Bill Hicks is a genius.
MaksSLO 0
WTF, seriusly. Guys saying you deserved it for smoking GET A LIFE, you god damn tree huggers! Why is smoking bad? Cuz it will kill you? Hey, newsflash! EVERYONE DIES, sooner or later.
woopsy 0
why the hell smoke? ydi. shove something else up your mouth instead. idiot oh and did i mention u deserved it?!
fmlisforlols 0
Idiot? Learn to ******* type a coherent, flowing sentence before daring to pass judgment on anyone's intelligence.
ItalianFirefly 5
lmao. ^ Win
livetodisco 0
Yes...dropping cigs down your shirt is the real reason people shouldn't smoke. Cancer and wrinkles have nothing to do with it :P
livetodisco 0
PS: people who smoke know it is a nasty habit. You aren't going to magically open their eyes by critizing and name calling. Not to mention it is an addiction.
little2103bit 0
EVERYONE CAN SHUT THAT HELL UP. People start smoking for a number of different reasons. Like me for example, when I was thirteen I found out that my father was a child molester, got into a little bit of a bad crowd, started smoking at a young age. Its really hard to quit and no one enjoys being a smoker. It's a waist of money and kills you're lungs. But its an addictions. So stop giving smokers shit about it because we beat ourselves up enought over it already.
Invictus1221 0
amen
little2103bit 0
384...I love you lol.
machtigen 0
I did that once and now I have an ugly scar.