Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I accidentally gave myself a chemical burn. It hurts like hell and I've been told all I can do is wait it out for a few days. The worst part? It's from a reaction to a cream I used all over my chest. I can't wear a shirt without being in immense pain. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML
Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML
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FFML_314 11
OP YDI for smoking
keekah 0
Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.
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Comments (511)
beastwill64 16
that's what you get for smoking
ladiesMan917 0
sux 4 U
krissybear13 0
that's what you get for smoking!
jewelsfml 0
at least that's not like my sister, she was so doped up that she passed out w a lit cig and woke w a hole burned in her belly...she never woke while it seared her flesh...fml
madaoxsan 9
I love how many people are saying YDI I really wonder how many of you are overweight and have clogged arteries and the like. or other such things from your vices. just because it's socially more acceptable doesn't make any vice or bad habit better for you to harp on others for doing. but that's just logic sans hypocrisy. Ignore it. It'll help you sleep better at night :]
Sk8trlover19 3
All I can say is that sucks but hey it's your life so if you want that hey go for it and don't listen to people because its your life
greendpop 3
YDI
Brujo666 0
**** you douchers saying ydi for someone exercising their freedom to decide how to live THEIR OWN LIFE. Like any of you holier then thou ******* are perfect.
giggitygoo12 7
YDI smoking is bad
GingerHedgedog 8
Tony Stark like this =p