Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I accidentally gave myself a chemical burn. It hurts like hell and I've been told all I can do is wait it out for a few days. The worst part? It's from a reaction to a cream I used all over my chest. I can't wear a shirt without being in immense pain. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML
Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML
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FFML_314 11
OP YDI for smoking
keekah 0
Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.
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Comments (511)
nate33 0
look at the bright side. if any guys ask what happened you can call em pervs for looking. lol
caralsim 0
ciggerettes Are awesome !!!!!
damador 0
Haha
ndizzle 0
I haven't read all the comments, so I hope this isn't repetitive, but YDI for smoking. Did anyone say that yet? ;)
ughblahsuckit 0
nope. you're the first
SHORTstopp99 5
ydi for smoking dumb***
luvtolaugh 0
it's because of people like you that our planet is dying
fmlisforlols 0
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE RETARDED. Did you eat lead paint? Mommy an alcoholic with you inside of her? Seriously, what caused you to be so ******* stupid? Cigarettes, of all things, killing the planet? Stop listening to propaganda, dumbass.
kdkorz 7
How the hell do you even do that? Why were you holding your cig so close to your chest? Or did you drop it while inhaling? YDI for being so damn clumsy.
Domodon 0
I like how all of yall are bitching about smoking when half of yall prolly smoke and the point is cigarettes get you lightheaded takes yout mind off things cools you down after being angry tell em stfu
LaDyBlOo 0
376 Thank You someone that agrees with me
Person1233 12
Isn't it sad that only the people with limited intelligence agree with you?
Jetsu 0
its sad how people with limited intelligence like to act all smart and high and mighty! stop pushing your choices on other people! eventually your gonna get slapped!
eli_weli 0
you'll get more of those pains for smoking... and you won't even have to drop your cigarette
LaDyBlOo 0
I agree smoking that kush makes you loose brain cells it's not good..... but I LOVE it too much to let it go
Jetsu 0
weed wont make you loose brain cells its a myth watch this movie called "the union: the business behind getting high"