Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I accidentally gave myself a chemical burn. It hurts like hell and I've been told all I can do is wait it out for a few days. The worst part? It's from a reaction to a cream I used all over my chest. I can't wear a shirt without being in immense pain. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML
Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML
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FFML_314 11
OP YDI for smoking
keekah 0
Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.
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popaii 0
yeah80 :) plus ydi for smoking!
disappearingink 0
nothing is ****** dude, nothing is ******. c'mon, you're being very un-dude…
ShitYourDickhole 0
264- You're cool. Rather live a short,happy,fun life then long hard working,useless one.(: But,cigs are gross,I have better things to kill myself wiith. :D
silentsniper441 0
jahahahaha ydi for smoking
ShitYourDickhole 0
270- Most 'potheads' I know,are actually pretty smart.Maybe not book smarts....but they're very opinionated,something you actually NEED to be truly sucessful.(: And smoking IS NOT sexy.It's disgusting,you should get that after reading most other comments.(:
Pleasure_Pirate 0
Too bad 'opinionated' doesn't get you anywhere in the world. Just because you smoke weed doesn't mean you have to shit on your potential and become a burnout.
immaprincessmadd 0
ydi for smoking
SoulessRed 0
That's wat you get for smokin
Tempuser117 2
I always laugh so hard when these FML's come up. Cause YDI count flies through the roof and the majority of people tell them smoking is bad for them. Smokers burning themselves and setting various cars on fire are always going to get YDI cause if you weren't smoking it wouldn't have happened. I just find this amusing. Carry on. PS. I picked YDI it too. Whee!
imhowie 2
Reasons I don't feel bad for you: -Smoking is stupid -Shirts cover up the center of you chest YDI
ShitYourDickhole 0
YOU'RE WRONG(:! Opinionated people are the ones who make a difference in the world.Sure,maybe most people won't,but they don't give a shit.(: And i'm ending this laamee argument-Bai Ninjas. ♥