Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
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Today, I accidentally gave myself a chemical burn. It hurts like hell and I've been told all I can do is wait it out for a few days. The worst part? It's from a reaction to a cream I used all over my chest. I can't wear a shirt without being in immense pain. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML
Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML
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FFML_314 11
OP YDI for smoking
keekah 0
Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.
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Comments (511)
Saritasmiles 0
I hope you're reaction wasn't like "****! now I have to smoke another cig." ;] Dont smoke love.
ThisLoverSoChola 0
That sucks! But I see where you are coming from... I dropped a match down my shirt just seconds after blowing it out.. there has been a scare at the top of my boobs that looks like a hickey for 4 years! -_- NOT FUN AT ALL!!
Fuckme19 0
YDI for smoking. your fault. just killing yourself OP.
LaDyBlOo 0
Ignorance with these Little ass girls it's a waste of time
Pleasure_Pirate 0
marylovesyou8D 7
ydi; smoking kills. :P
AranzaValverde 0
HAHAHAHHA well an extra pair of nipples can come in handly hahaha!!!
Fuckme19 0
hahahaha(:
ShitYourDickhole 0
Actually,I've tried smoking cigarrates. And it's nastyyy. I don't even see why people do it...all it does is leave a nasty taste and blacken your lungs. >_< So,drop those cigarrates and grab a 40 oz,or a blunt,at least you can enjoy hurting yourself. ;P
Saritasmiles 0
well some cigarettes are flavored, so it just depend on what kind of cigarettes you've had. But I agree with you they are not healthy, and you shouldn't be smoking cigarettes. Anyway I also totally agree with the last part of your sentence :]
Pleasure_Pirate 0
Marijuana actually contains more carcinogenic hydrocarbons than tobacco. So grabbing a blunt would actually make her situation worse.
icuponme 0
ew, at least smoking doesnt destroy you´re will or you´re thoughts.
Raleigh_bruh 7
#265 - What??
fmlisforlols 0
lel
Invictus1221 0
I totally agree with the last part of your comment
Jetsu 0
264 your hiiiiiiiighly mistaken marijuana isnt bad for you!!! and if you actually believe that reefer madness crap then your the dumbest person here! there have been no weed related deaths ever! in the history of earth. and that killing braincell stuff is all a lie. watch this documentary, its called "the union: the business behind getting high" watch it now and then come back and reply
Fuckme19 0
agreed with 249
jadee20002010 0
don't smoke r u girl though Clyde that would suck when u were getting freaky and he grabs your boobs
icuponme 0
SMOKING ROCKS!!!!! yeah, it kills, but you will live a short and very happy life, im a smoker myself, thats why I know smoking is great if you dont like it, it´s cuz you´ve never tried it
Pleasure_Pirate 0
If you're going to smoke, don't waste your time with tobacco. Plenty of more fun, less addictive substances out there. Salvia for instance :)
icuponme 0
I would prefer my brain to my lungs, plus smoking is sexy. BTW, i think potheads suck they´re boring.
Pleasure_Pirate 0
Salvia is a trip drug.. it actually stimulates parts of the brain that don't normally get used. Similiar to mushrooms, but the trip doesn't last as long.. and it's legal in most states.
Freeze_fml 16
Is it possible for you to kill yourself a little bit faster?
Saritasmiles 0
aah salvia...good times good times. I agree with #273
icuponme 0
okay, well maybe you´re right there, but still nicotine gives you this peace that doesnt exist, plus it´s handy and you can smoke it anywhere!! and if im honest, i guess trip drugs scare me a little, never tried any.
icuponme 0
Yeah, 274 "freeze" i could stick a needle full of heroine in my vains, but i like cigs,they make me happy, any problems with that???
Pleasure_Pirate 0
It's fun, if you're in a peaceful place it can be very artsy and relaxing.
icuponme 0
289: smoking tabacco or salvia?
Pleasure_Pirate 0
Trip drugs in general.
Freeze_fml 16
Motherfucking shit. I'm going to have to make a new picture explaining how to use quotation marks now.